07 January 2011

Looking grim in 2011

If the season started today, this is one of the possible lineups for the 2011 Angels:

3B- Maicer Izturis
2B- Howie Kendrick
RF- Torii Hunter
1B- Kendry Morales
LF- Bobby Abreu
DH- Mike Napoli
C- Jeff Mathis
CF- Peter Bourjos
SS- Erick Aybar

One night in September 2009, the Angels fielded a lineup with all nine batters whose batting averages were .300 or better. And this is the best that general manager Tony Reagins can do? Now I understand why my friend Robert refers to the GM as Reagins the retard.

With this lack of offense, several months ago, my friend Robert and I, when texting each other, would leave out the O in each word, since the Angels have taken the O out of offense.

My friend Charles frequently expresses his frustration with his favorite team, the Yankees, and GM Brian Cashman. Charles says Cashman is the worst GM in all of professional sports.

Well. Cashman may be the worst GM in all of professional sports. But I struggle to have sympathy for a team with 27 World Series championships while my team has only a single championship.

Truth is, when you are not on the top, you want to get to the top. And once you get to the top, you plan to stay there. It sucks to lose, regardless of your team's history.

Good luck, Charles. Regardless of our teams' prior championships, your Yankees and my Angels will be enjoying the post-season the same way as you and I ... from home.

-B. C. Helm

4 comments:

  1. So on the Bench would be Alberto C., Juan R., Co-ed line Willits, B.Wilson and B. Wood .... Hope we get pick up a bat even just a solid top of order hitter. We do need to get younger.

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  2. Definitely need to get younger. Here's hoping we get better, too.

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  3. I wish HE would start by firing Tony Reagins and Mickey Hatcher.

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