09 January 2013

The Hall of Fame ... or something to that effect



Voters for the Hall of Fame claim that the Hall's ‘morality’ clause keeps them from voting for suspected or proven steroid users. First, steroids were not illegal in baseball until 2003. Anyone using prior to 2003 is actually less guilty than baseball players who used amphetamines in the 1960s. Second, how about players who threw the spitball after 1920?
Most importantly, regarding a morality clause. That is hogwash, just the popular soapbox that the narcissistic press has stepped upon. Baseball never actually cared about morality in its personnel. And prior to 1944, nor with its commissioner. Cap Anson was one of the most guilty players when it came to the color line. If you have read much on Anson, you will know that he bullied other teams to hold back their black players from competing, or he would threaten them with pulling his team off the field and there would be no game ... nor desperately-needed gate receipts. Soon, there was a “gentlemen’s agreement” that blackballed all non-white players from professional baseball. And commissioner Kennesaw Mountain Landis fought tooth and nail to keep the ‘agreement’ active.
Anson and Landis were among the first to be inducted into Cooperstown.
Also worth addressing is the argument that racism did not affect a player’s statistics: rubbish. Had Cap Anson, Ty Cobb, had any pre-1947 player been facing all races, their stats would have been quite a bit less than they turned out. Had Babe Ruth faced Satchel Paige, Rube Foster or the other great Negro League pitchers as many times as even the other teams’ middle-of-the-rotation starters, it is hard to expect that Ruth would have finished with so many home runs.
If you can let baseball people into the Hall that fought with every fiber of their being to keep baseball lily-white, then there is no such thing as a morality clause. Picking and choosing morality is self-righteousness, not morality at all.

30 September 2011

Post-season hopes

While processing the divorce between Terry Francona and the Boston Red Sox, and while thanking God for the divorce between Tony Reagins and the Angels, I turn my thoughts to the post season.

Yesterday, I sent out a text to a few friends, as well as my better half, and asked who would be in the World Series. To be specific, I asked each two questions: 1) who do you want to go to the series? And 2) who do you think will make it to the series?

I start with my selections. I think Philadelphia and Texas will be in this year's World Series, though I hope that Arizona and Tampa Bay make it to the Fall Classic. Here are the other picks:

Teresa (my better half), wants Arizona and Detroit. But she thinks that Texas and Philadelphia will be there in the end.

My step-son Chris wants Tampa Bay and Philadelphia to make it to the series, though he thinks that Texas and Philadelphia will do it.

Doug I wants Arizona and Texas, though he thinks that Philadelphia and Detroit will appear.

Doug M wants Detroit and Milwaukee, but seems to think that Philadelphia and New York will be in the series. If that happens, Doug says he will boycott!

Sir Gaetano wants Arizona and Tampa Bay to make it, but he thinks Detroit and Philadelphia will be there.

Charles wants New York and Philadelphia to make the series, but thinks Tampa Bay and Philadelphia will.

Hiro is cheering for Tampa Bay and Milwaukee. But he thinks that New York and Philadelphia will battle for the championship.

Jamie is hoping that Arizona will face either Detroit or Tampa Bay, though he thinks that New York and Philadelphia will go against each other for the crown.

Robert W wants Tampa Bay and Philadelphia, but thinks it will be Texas and Philadelphia.

Nobody I spoke with thinks (or wants) the Cardinals will be in the World Series.

Let the games begin!

-B. C. Helm

11 April 2011

Manny v. Mitchell?

In the wake of Manny Ramirez's recent retirement, my friend Charles seems to think that the Mitchell Report and its list of names allegedly tied to steroids is crucial. "Release the complete list of 103 (names) and the truth will set you free," Charles says.

Hmm. What if the list leaves off players everyone knows is guilty? Wouldn't that invalidate the list? My friend Doug M concurs.

"Nobody (would) think Bonds & Sosa are clean because they don't appear on the list. We all know they used PEDs no matter what any document or press conference says!!"

-B. C. Helm

10 April 2011

MBM and steroids ... an alternate opinion

Not all baseball fans are against the use of performance-enhancers. This is what my friend Doug I. had to say about the subject:

"It doesn't ruin a thing (for) me. I am not a stat hound, and the game is as entertaining as it ever was, maybe more so during the steroid era ... I think the old timers swallowing amphetamines by the handful to play games was cheating (just) as much, if not more, than (the use of) steroids. At least with steroids, you still have to put the work in at the gym."

-B. C Helm

09 April 2011

More on the retirement of MBM

 
 
 
 
 
 
My friend Tom sent this email earlier today, sharing his thoughts on yesterday's retirement of Manny Ramirez:
 
Manny had one of the sweetest swings in baseball, I will miss watching it ...
 
However, as the news comes, I realize why I can't sell my kids on America's Pastime ... I wanted so much for them to play, enjoy and respect the game, as we once did, but they lost interest and honestly, I believe it has everything to do with what happened in the 1990s and early 2000s with the players' complete disrespect for the fans ...
 
The players lost sight, and my kids now skateboard ...Tony Hawk is more of a hero ...which is all good by me ...
 
Can't blame them...
 
All this as Bonds waits on a verdict ...
 
-B. C. Helm

08 April 2011

Two strikes and Manny is out

Apparently, Manny Ramirez cannot count.

For the rest of the baseball world, three strikes means you are out. For Manny, two strikes - or two times busted for performance enhancing drugs - and Manny is out, retiring from Major League Baseball earlier today.

For Tampa Bay, this is addition by subtraction. After losing several key players this past off-season, Tampa Bay is hardly likely to do well, so Ramirez, who no longer can produce, was taking up a roster spot from a young player who may eventually be key to a future Rays' squad.

I sent a text to friends and family today, notifying them of this development. Here is what they said:

Says my brother-in-law Robert. "Matter of time. He was in a severe decline."

"Glad he's not on the (Red) Sox any longer," my friend Doug M. said.

Danny, my friend and fellow Brew Crew softballer says "Wow! That is crazy!"

The best response comes from my friend Robert. "What a dumb fuck!"

-B. C Helm

05 April 2011

Talking about a short leash ...

After the first four games of the season, Angels manager Mike Scioscia has replaced closer Fernando Rodney with Jordan Walden. I am not sure I follow Scioscia's decision. To clarify, I am not sure I follow Scioscia's decision to begin the season with Rodney as the closer. 

If Rodney was that ill-suited to be our fireman, then why would Scioscia begin the season with him in the ninth-inning role? Can any player really prove he cannot do a job in four measly days? Clearly, Scioscia did not like how Rodney closed out games last season after we traded Brian "Fuck-Up" Fuentes. So if Scioscia did not think that Rodney should be our closer after our first four games, then why was Rodney beginning the season as the closer?

It is normally not like Scioscia to panic so early in a season. But demoting Rodney and wondering out loud about Scott Kazmir's fate as one of our starting pitchers has caused me to wonder out loud why Rodney did not begin the season as a middle reliever and why Kazmir is not in the bullpen. Why, after four games, is this all a concern? Why was it not a concern in Spring Training? Why was it not a concern during the off-season?

-B. C. Helm

p.s. I need to offer up proper attribution to Brian Fuentes' nick-name, "Fuck-up." My friend Robert first coined the nick-name in 2009, the year Fuentes proved time and time again that the save is the most meaningless statistic in all sports. How could a guy lead the majors in saves in 2009 and be so sub-mediocre?

28 March 2011

Baseball predictions for 2011

I used to think that making my annual predictions to the upcoming baseball season was one of the rites of passage to being a true baseball fan. Nowadays, I see making baseball picks as logical as trying to gauge how many bites it would take to fully consume my dinner.

My friend Charles, however, spent a few moments today grilling me on my baseball picks. Charles just could not accept my insistence that predicting winners was unnecessary. Charles even said I was being silly.

All silliness aside, I have decided to make baseball picks for 2011, in honor of my good friend Charles Rich. Every team with an asterisk is a team I think could go to the World Series.

AL West
*Oakland
*Texas
Angels
Seattle

AL Central
*Chicago
Minnesota
Detroit
Kansas City
Cleveland

AL East
*Boston
*New York
Baltimore
Toronto
Tampa Bay

NL West
*San Francisco
*Colorado
San Diego
Los Angeles
Arizona

NL Central
*Milwaukee
*Cincinnati
St. Louis
Houston
Chicago
Pittsburgh

NL East
*Atlanta
*Philadelphia
Florida
Washington
New York

AL Wild Card: Texas
AL Pennant: Boston

NL Wild Card: Philadelphia
NL Pennant: Philadelphia

World Series Champion: Boston

So there, Charles, I have made my picks for 2011. But this does not mean I will be playing Fantasy Baseball anytime soon. 

-B. C. Helm

25 January 2011

Angels snookered again with Wells trade

I have tried to rationalize how the Angels could let team GM Tony Reagins trade for Vernon Wells. The Angels surrendered catcher-first baseman Mike Napoli, who is a productive but streaky home run hitter. The Angels also included reserve outfielder Juan Rivera in the trade. On talent alone, we broke even. Though Wells will hit and play a good left field, how many power-hitting catchers like Napoli are there in baseball?

What makes this trade a fireable offense is twofold. First, the Angels will assume virtually all of the $86 million owed to Wells the next four years. Second, if the Angels are to pay this huge contract for a not-so-young not-so-star player, why did they not receive a couple of prospects or a second big leaguer in the deal?

This is what happens when your team, more specifically your team's general manager, has no plan going into the off-season. The Angels' needs were simple to define. Need leadoff batter. Need third baseman. Improve team defense. Improve team speed. Get younger. Improve bullpen.

At least the Angels improved their bullpen.

So. Who bats leadoff? Who is the team's third baseman? How exactly will the defense be improved?

Reagins wasted too many opportunities this off-season. Did not go after Jayson Werth. Treated Carl Crawford as if we were his only option. Lowballed Adrian Beltre. Did not make an offer to Cliff Lee. Signing a star player (even a star we did not need) would have allowed us to trade from strength. We could have acquired a leadoff batter or a third baseman via trade. If we had any depth.

Well. We had depth. At catcher. Until we traded that depth for the $22 million man.

-B. C. Helm

20 January 2011

The seventh-inning flee

As I count down the days before pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training, I began to wonder. About the seventh-inning stretch. Is there a subliminal message in that song that tells baseball patrons to flee from their seats, leave the ballpark, and prematurely create traffic?

Imagine leaving a restaurant with your dinner plate still 25% full. Or putting a book back on the shelf with a portion of it still to be read. Would you leave a movie theater before the ending? Or worse ... imagine stopping making love just before ... well ... just before you are finished.

So why do people insist on leaving games early?

Are we really becoming a society that is going nowhere, but getting there fast?

-B. C. Helm

13 January 2011

This ain't a fantasy ... this is REAL baseball

Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti says that newly-acquired outfielder Tony Gwynn Jr. may become the team's regular center fielder ... if he can hit. The Dodgers are not exactly a fundamentally-sound team. Not since the days of Walter Alston have the Dodgers been known to be strong on defense.

Amazing how teams invest so much money in pitching, yet they pay little or no concern to defense. Not so long ago, a player with Gwynn Jr.'s defensive skills would have been a starter almost regardless of what he hit. Since someone needs to bat eighth, the Dodgers should just play Gwynn and be thankful that he and Ethier will give an honest day's effort on both sides of the ball. Maybe offense can win you a Fantasy Baseball championship, but in real baseball, defense and pitching win out.

-B. C. Helm

12 January 2011

Trevor Hoffman ... Next stop: Cooperstown

The first time I met Trevor Hoffman was in 1986. Hoffman and I both attended Cypress Community College. At the time Hoffman played on the school's baseball team. And I was a sports reporter for the school newspaper. I had interviewed him a few times, typically asking him a few questions after a win or a loss, when I had decided to do an interview with the team's double-play combination. At the time, Hoffman was a shortstop.

Fast forward to 1993. Hoffman, the younger brother of former Major League infielder Glenn Hoffman, had just been traded from Florida to San Diego. Since 1986, Hoffman's baseball career had taken him to the University of Arizona, then to the Cincinnati Reds organization, to the Marlins, then finally the Padres.

In the Reds' organization, Hoffman was converted from infielder to pitcher. Though Hoffman's Hall of Fame career was extraordinary for a relief pitcher lacking a dominant fastball, it was his cannon arm (and his inability to hit consistently) that facilitated the Reds to offer Hoffman the chance to convert to pitcher ... or to be cut.

Around the mid-way point of the 1993 season, the Padres traded Gary Sheffield to Florida for three players, Hoffman being one of them. The last time I actually talked with Hoffman was at Jack Murphy Stadium, shortly after the trade. I was sitting on the first base side, field level, when I noticed Padres players signing autographs. So I did what anyone in my position would do ...

... I asked Trevor Hoffman for an autograph.

While Hoffman signed my ball, I told him of the time I had interviewed him at Cypress for that feature I had written. Hoffman, much to my surprise, remembered me.

"Yeah, I remember you," he said. "Your hair is a little longer now, isn't it?"

It was longer. About 8 inches longer.

It was great to have talked with Hoffman that day. When the trade was announced, I remember how excited I was that he been traded to a team so close to home. I would get to watch him play against the Dodgers up in L.A., as well as travel to San Diego to see him pitch. But I could have never imagined that I was watching the beginning of a Hall of Fame career.

Trevor Hoffman announced his retirement yesterday, after 18 years, a record 601 saves, and a World Series appearance for the 1998 Padres. Perhaps the next time I talk with Hoffman will be in Cooperstown when he gives his Hall of Fame induction speech.

-B. C. Helm

10 January 2011

Is it February 14 yet?

After returning home from a weekend at Big Bear, I turned on my television and was immediately bombarded with football. Now, I don't hate football like my friend Robert does, but I can hardly remember the last time I watched a football game in its entirety. So while reaching for the Supertramp DVD that I borrowed, I began to wonder ... is it February 14 yet?

Even though my Angels are going to suck this year, I can hardly wait for baseball to again take hold of my daily consciousness the same way it has for virtually my entire life.

Going through the emails that had piled up along my information superhighway, I noticed a response from a recent posting, a response from my friend Darrell who lives in Calgary. My father and I met Darrell and his family on a Jay Buckley baseball tour in the summer of 2006. Darrell and his family are Seattle Mariners fans. And Darrell is possibly more frustrated about his Mariners than I am about my Angels.

"I would say be fortunate that you are not a Mariners fan," Darrell says, "a team that has not even sniffed the World Series. They remain one of two franchises to never make the World Series (the other being the Washington Nationals/Montreal Expos), and continually they are bad. An odd good season here or there, but overall, lousy from top to bottom throughout their history."

Now Darrell's next comment made me immediately think of my friend Charles, a Yankees fan who seems to think that Yankees' GM Brian Cashman could conduct his own Village Idiots Convention. According to Darrell, former Mariners GM Bill Bavasi "was probably the worst GM in MLB history and decimated the organization with brutal trades, giving up solid players and great prospects for retreads and players on the downside of their career."

As an Angels fan, I only wish that Cashman and Bavasi had cornered the market on stupidity and short-sightedness. Rumor has it that Angels GM Tony Reagins just made his reservation for the 2011 Village Idiots Convention, going so far as to offer to co-chair the event.

-B. C. Helm

07 January 2011

Looking grim in 2011

If the season started today, this is one of the possible lineups for the 2011 Angels:

3B- Maicer Izturis
2B- Howie Kendrick
RF- Torii Hunter
1B- Kendry Morales
LF- Bobby Abreu
DH- Mike Napoli
C- Jeff Mathis
CF- Peter Bourjos
SS- Erick Aybar

One night in September 2009, the Angels fielded a lineup with all nine batters whose batting averages were .300 or better. And this is the best that general manager Tony Reagins can do? Now I understand why my friend Robert refers to the GM as Reagins the retard.

With this lack of offense, several months ago, my friend Robert and I, when texting each other, would leave out the O in each word, since the Angels have taken the O out of offense.

My friend Charles frequently expresses his frustration with his favorite team, the Yankees, and GM Brian Cashman. Charles says Cashman is the worst GM in all of professional sports.

Well. Cashman may be the worst GM in all of professional sports. But I struggle to have sympathy for a team with 27 World Series championships while my team has only a single championship.

Truth is, when you are not on the top, you want to get to the top. And once you get to the top, you plan to stay there. It sucks to lose, regardless of your team's history.

Good luck, Charles. Regardless of our teams' prior championships, your Yankees and my Angels will be enjoying the post-season the same way as you and I ... from home.

-B. C. Helm

06 January 2011

Beltre signs with Texas; Angels snookered (again)

Had the Angels signed free agent 3B Adrian Beltre, I do not think it would have been a good signing. Beltre saves his best performances for the walk year of his contract. His other seasons, Beltre is a typical 6-hole hitter. So, to pay a 6-hole hitter $16 million per season is nutty.

That said, Beltre is a Hall of Fame-type defender at the hot corner. And most importantly, the Angels were really forced to consider overpaying for Beltre. Making no effort to sign Cliff Lee nor Jayson Werth, and treating the Carl Crawford negotiations as if his signing was imminent, the Angels are now left with the dubious responsibility of rebuilding a team with the free agent scraps that remain.

Rumor has it that the Angels are looking at Scott Podsednik to play left field and to bat leadoff. And that is a brilliant move for us ... if the Angels are endeavoring to finish in third place.

And the Angels have NO PLAN for third base. The Angels wasted prospect Brandon Wood at triple-A for three years, in effect creating a career minor leaguer. Then, when he struggled last year. they act surprised AND the uneducated soCal baseball fans give the poor kid a ration of grief.

Anyone could see we sucked last year. If you are going to suck, then let the kid develop. Better to suck with developing youngsters than to suck with overpriced old men.

We will suck again this year. So it is better that we did not sign Beltre, because Beltre would not keep us from sucking again this year.

We may as well play the youngsters this year. Put Trumbo in left field, platoon Conger and Mathis behind the dish. Use Napoli as the regular DH, and if (when) first baseman Kendry Morales needs rest for the leg he busted last year, let Kendry DH and use Napoli at first base.

As far as pitching ... one more chance for Kazmir. If he is not pitching well by the all-star break, move him to the pen. Then we would have three lefties in relief.

Still no resolve for third base. At this point, I would play Izturis there and bat him leadoff.

Either that ... or see if Seattle will trade Figgy back to us.

(The abovementined comments are the rants of a frustrated Angels fan)

-B. C. Helm

05 January 2011

And the votes are in ...

After 14 years on the ballot, 287-game winning pitcher Bert Blyleven was elected to the Hall of Fame today, along with second baseman Roberto Alomar. Blyleven was named on nearly 80 percent of the ballots, whereas Alomas was named on 90 percent.

Though not elected, more than 60 percent of the voters named shortstop Barry Larkin on their ballots, an increase of about 10 percent from last year. As you can see with my posting earlier this morning, I had hoped Larkin would get in. But with the increase of votes from a year ago, it looks to me that Larkin has an excellent chance of being elected sooner, rather than later.

-B. C. Helm

In a few more hours ...

In a few more hours, we will know who has been elected into baseball's Hall of Fame for 2011. If I had a say-so, I would cast votes for the following players:

Bert Blyleven
Roberto Alomar
Tim Raines
Jack Morris
Jeff Bagwell
Barry Larkin
Alan Trammell
Fred McGriff
Rafael Palmeiro
Lee Smith

-B. C. Helm